Stilton’s Place
by Stilton Jarlsberg
7/30/2018
Excerpt:
We don’t pretend to have great theological expertise, but Maxine Waters’ recent declaration that she’s on a “mission from God” seems to put her squarely in the same category of previous divine tools as plagues of locusts, frogs, flies, lice, and eruptions of large, painful boils which would even make Dr. Pimple Popper lose her lunch.
If we take Maxine at her word about God’s purpose for her, it suggests that her entire life until now has been utterly pointless, an idea with which we can’t really take issue. Seriously, what has this bitter woman actually accomplished over her long, angry life other than giving blobfish a reason to feel slightly better about their looks?
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