Pregnant actress Ava Gardner flew, both to and from, Kenya in 1952.

Stanley Ann Dunham was not the first pregnant white American women to visit colonial and protectorial Kenya.   Moreover, she wasn’t the first pregnant white American women to fly, via aircraft, both into and out of Kenya.

Nearly nine (9) years before Dunham arrived in Kenya there was Ava Gardner (1922 – 1990).

I wholeheartedly believe that women should be free to do what they please with their bodies, e.g., sexual intercourse, nudism and abortion.   I’m particularly fond of the, “If I wanted the Government in womb I’d fuck a Senator,” T-shirts.   I believe that women should be free to sleep with as many men, or women for that matter, as the desire or crave.

However, as with all actions there is always a reaction or a consequence of that action.   If you are a loose women you could end up pregnant not knowing which sexual partner is the biological father of your child.  You could be labeled by your peers as a whore.   You could be looked down upon by your peers.  You could be looked over as marriage material.   You could become infected with a sexually transmitted disease.  You could become the target of tunnel-visioned rage (physical attack) perpetrated by one or more jealous lovers.

The way I, Inspector Smith, see it is that if you are seeking a strictly sexual relationship with no strings attached you might enjoy bedding down with women much like Ava Lavinia Gardner and Stanley Ann Dunham.   However, if you are looking for love and an exclusive sexual relationship or serial monogamy you should probably not expect to find any of that with the Ava Gardners or Stanley Ann Dunhams.  Moreover, chances are that if such women do fall into something like love it will invariably be with a man, or woman for that matter, who has not shown love (other than physical) to them.

If you don’t get it yet then I suggest listening the the song, “Turtles and Whores“.   I heard this song while listening to the Bob & Tom morning radio show (I don’t particularly enjoy their radio show but once upon a time it was compulsory that I involuntarily listen to it each morning):

Ava Gardner and her husband Frank Sinatra celebrated their one (1) year wedding anniversary in 1952 while filming “Mogambo” in colonial Kenya.   It appears, according to Lee Server’s book (2007), “Ava Gardner: Love Is Nothing“, that Gardner discovered that she was pregnant (not sure how many months along) in November, 1952 while in Kenya at the start of the filming.

After each day of filming Gardner bathed in a bathtub set up and filled by the native Kenyan boy assigned to her. When the British colonial government complained about her appearing naked before the Kenyan natives while bathing, she laughed, threw off her clothes and paraded naked through the camp.

It should also be noted that directly prior to arriving in Africa, while still in the United States, there were reports claiming that after a house party Sinatra found his wife Gardner in bed with actress Lana Turner:

There are also reports to the effect that Sinatra caught his wife and Turner giggling over the sexual prowess of musician Artie Shaw, to whom both women had been married.

Ava Gardner also reputedly had an affair with Bunny Allen while filming in Kenya, despite the presence of her husband Sinatra.   Bunny Allen was a white hunter appointed to shoot elephants (WTF!) for the film’s star, Clark Gable.

Gardner aborted her unborn baby sometime in November or December of 1952 after Garnder flew, via aircraft, with the wife of Robert Surtees (Magambo’s director of photography in Africa), to London, England to a clinic/hospital where the abortion was conducted.   Approximate dating and location of the abortion is mentioned in Lee Server’s book.

At some point in Garnder’s life she also had another abortion.  She had no children.

We’ve learned here within this report that we don’t know with any degree of certainty who that father of Gardner’s baby was when she pregnant in Kenya in 1952.  We’ve also learned that she flew in 1952, with witnesses, both to and from Kenya while pregnant with child.

We also know, from my previous report, “Frank Sinatra in Kenya and Bruce Steadman in Georgia.“, that during that period, i.e., 1952, flight time from colonial/protectorial Kenya to Hollywood, California (USA) could take less than 36 hours.

Conclusion:

1.  Stanley Ann Dunham wasn’t the first pregnant white American women to fly to colonial/protectorial Kenya.

2.  Recorded flight durations, in 1952, from Kenya to the United States: less than 36 hours.

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InspectorSmith Award for Best Painting of 2012 – Michelle Obama Hostess Cupcakes Bra Painting by Dan Lacey.

It seems to me that Dan Lacey couldn’t paint a decent Orly Taitz if his life depended on it.   Lacey has now made several attempts to depict Orly Taitz with a paintbrush, all of which were, in my opinion, void of any artistic value.    I do, however, advocate and support his first amendment right to paint as he pleases and furthermore I hope that he makes a great sum of money from the sales of his paintings.

There is one particular Lacey painting that I do find artistic value in and I hereby present Dan Lacey the InspectorSmith Award for Best Painting of 2012 for his ‘Michelle Obama Hostess Cupcakes Bra Painting’.

Said painting was listed (11.30.2012) on eBay at a starting price of 99¢ and sold (12.07.2012) for $121.26.  Item # 261136061778  –  “PAINTING Michelle Obama Katy Perry Hostess Cupcakes Twinkie Twinkies Art Lacey”.

I would have bought the painting myself but I only discovered it after the auction had already ended.   Tremendous work, Mr Lacey!

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Frank Sinatra in Kenya and Bruce Steadman in Georgia.

This report consists exclusively of data which was comprehensively acquired by Bruce Steadman, which he published on both 12.19.2012 and 12.21.2012, on the InspectorSmith Forum.  However, this report is not verbatim and supplemental material such as additional references, pictures, questions, answers and precise page numbers have been added.

First, I want to thank Bruce Steadman for his time as well as his impressive and remarkable detective work!  Steadman discovered a great deal of compelling information within the pages of Donald Clarke’s book, “All Or Nothing At All: A Life of Frank Sinatra” (1997).

Could Stanley Ann Dunham have traveled expeditiously and competently to, and from, Kenya in 1961?

Could Dunham have received, commissioned and sent telegrams while in Kenya?

In 1952, nearly nine (9) years before baby Obama was born, Frank Sinatra flew from the United States of America to Kenya. Moreover, he did so on at least three (3) occasions (and probably more) in 1952/1953.  Furthermore, on one of those occasions we know that the total flight time for the return trip from Kenya to the California, United States was less than 36 hours.

Page 131  –  “Sinatra’s last recording date at Columbia Records (no connection with Columbia Pictures) was in September 1952; he was over $100,000 in debt for taxes, and somebody joked that the government would either put him in jail or recognize him as a foreign power. Columbia Records may have lent him the money to pay his taxes, because when he left there he was over $100,000 in debt to them. At the beginning of November, his career at rock bottom, he flew with Ava to Kenya, where shooting for Mogambo was to begin. They celebrated their first wedding anniversary on the Stratocruiser; he gave her a flashy diamond ring, and sent her the bill. (Later she cracked, ‘It was quite an occasion for me. I had been married twice but never for a whole year.’)

The film set, in the Kenyan bush, was hot and dusty, and Ava did not get along at first with director John Ford. When the British governor of Kenya and his wife visited the set, Ford asked Ava what she saw in her ‘one-hundred-and-twenty-pound runt’ of a husband, and she replied, ‘Well, there’s only ten pounds of Frank but there’s one hundred and ten pounds of cock.’ Ford was aghast, but the governor and his wife roared with laughter, and that was the beginning of Ford’s respect for Ava, reinforced by her professionalism as an actress. But she did not feel well (it turned out she was pregnant), and Sinatra was bored and restless.”

Page 132  –  “Sinatra went back to New York for a club date. His reviews were good, but a reporter who talked to him found him ‘a restless unhappy man in his middle thirties who wants very much to re-establish himself and who wants to be an actor, not just a singer playing himself.’ Back in Africa he finally received a telegram offering him a screen test for the part of Maggio. He jumped on the first plane to Hollywood (Ava paid for all the plane rides, too) and Alder was astonished to see him thirty-six hours after sending the telegram. When the test was arranged, Adler handed him a script, but he had read the part so many times he didn’t need it. It was the last test of the day and Adler wasn’t going to bother to attend, but then he got a call from the director, Fred Zinneman: ‘You’d better come down here. You’ll see something unbelievable.’ Zinneman had already filmed the test, and made Sinatra do another take without any film in the camera; this time even Adler was impressed. But Cohn was out of town, and anyway they were also testing Eli Wallach, a first-rate Broadway actor who had never made a film. Sinatra flew to Africa yet again, knowing the he’d done a good test but worried that he’d lose the part to Wallach, and Ava and Clark Gable did their best to cheer him up.”

Lets go over more of what we’ve ascertained from pages 131 & 132 of Donald Clarke’s book:

1.  In September of 1952 Frank Sinatra was in debt $100,000.00 US dollars but still managed to fly to Kenya a few months later in November.  He also made two (2) additional trips to Kenya in late 1952 or early 1953.  It appears that his wife, Ava Lavinia Gardner, paid the airfare for the first trip and perhaps some of the subsequent trips.

2.  On at least one of the flights to/from Kenya Frank Sinatra and his wife Ava were aboard a Boeing 377 aka Stratocruiser.   The aircraft was a large long-range airliner built after World War II. It was developed from the C-97 Stratofreighter, a military derivative of the B-29 Superfortress used for troop transport.  Top speed: 375 miles per hour.  Wingspan: 141 feet.  Length: 110 feet.  First flight: July 8, 1947.

3.   In 1952 there was a ‘British Governor of Kenya’.

4.  Frank returned to the United States in late 1952 or early 1953.  (“Sinatra went back to New York for a club date.“)

5.  Frank returned, for at least the second (2nd) time now, to Kenya in late 1952 or early 1953.   (“Back in Africa he finally received a telegram offering him a screen test for the part of Maggio.“)

6.  While in Kenya during late 1952 or early 1953 Frank received a telegram sent from the United States.  (“Back in Africa he finally received a telegram offering him a screen test for the part of Maggio.“) (“…Alder was astonished to see him thirty-six hours after sending the telegram.“)

7.  Frank returned, for at least the second (2nd) time now, to the United States in late 1952 or early 1953.  (“He jumped on the first plane to Hollywood (Ava paid for all the plane rides, too) and Alder was astonished to see him thirty-six hours after sending the telegram.“)

8.  One of Frank’s trips from Kenya to the United States took a total of less than 36 hours.  (“Back in Africa he finally received a telegram offering him a screen test for the part of Maggio. He jumped on the first plane to Hollywood (Ava paid for all the plane rides, too) and Alder was astonished to see him thirty-six hours after sending the telegram.“)

9.  Frank Frank returned, for at least the third (3rd) time now, to Kenya in late 1952 or early 1953.   (“Sinatra flew to Africa yet again, knowing the he’d done a good test but worried that he’d lose the part to Wallach, and Ava and Clark Gable did their best to cheer him up.“)

Frank and his wife Ava:

Mogambo movie poster:

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Barack Hussein Obama II – tax returns 2000 thru 2011.

Obama’s tax returns (2000 thru 2011) can be found elsewhere online and but I have chosen to compile them into a scribd folder and make them conveniently accessible available to the readers and associates of the WasObamaBornInKenya (WOBIK) blog.

These documents may be of use to you, or I, at some point in the future or even now.

Enjoy:

Obama Tax Returns Folder

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Infamous forgery (2009) by Great Kim aka Mik Taerg.

Great Kim aka Mik Taerg altered the signature of Hetlon to “Heltan” and the stamp of HELTON to “HELTAN”.   He/she also added a new line asking for “Birth Place of Child” which was inserted in the middle of the document and above that line inserted “HONOLULU, HAWAII, UNITED STATES”.

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The First Grader (Kimani Ng’ang’a Maruge the Mau Mau freedom fighter).

I recently had the opportunity to watch an outstanding movie, The First Grader (2010). The movie is set in Kenya 2003/2004 and centers around an 84 year old ex Mau Mau veteran freedom fighter named Kimani Ng’ang’a Maruge and his aspiration and ambition to learn to read, write and become educated.

The above embedded photograph is that of the real Kimani Ng’ang’a Maruge and his classmates (i.e., not a picture from the movie or of the actor portraying Maruge).

In the year 2003, the Kenyan government passed a new law establishing that the government would provide free education for all primary school students.  In Kenya, primary school includes eight grades or levels.

It should be noted here (especially for the keyboard-warriors and skeptics) that, much like Barack Obama Sr., Kimani Ng’ang’a Maruge does not know when he was born.   All that is known is that he was born around 1920.  He had no official papers to tell him the exact date of his birth.   

Maruge was the oldest son of seven children.  As a child when he was old enough to go to school he could not because he had to work on the farm with his father.

At some point in the 1950s Maruge joined the Mau Mau rebels and became a freedom fighter.

Maruge spent years fighting the British and also farming.   He also married and raised twelve (12) children.  He continued farming to support his family and did not have the time, nor the money, to pay for an official education for himself as and adult.

After the new law in Kenya was passed in 2003 promising to provide free education “for all primary students” Maruge decided to enroll in first grade (with young children).  He wanted to learn to read and write.   He wanted to be able to make educated decisions, conducts business and read letters from family, friends and the government.  He also stated that the most important reason for wanting to learn to read was so to read the Bible.  Maruge was a Christian.

Maruge died from stomach cancer on the 14th day of August, 2009.  He was approximately 89/90 years old.

In the movie, The First Grader, Maruge is portrayed by actor Oliver Litondo.  Maruge’s teacher, Jane Obinchu, is portrayed by the exceptionally gorgeous and incredibly talented Naomie Melanie Harris.   I’ve seen many of her other movies and I particularly enjoyed her performance is Blood and Oil (2010).   It should also be noted here that there is another movie, a documentary released in 2004, titled, “The First Grader: The True Story of Kimani N’gan’ga Maruge“.  I myself have not seen the 2004 documentary.

Embedded below is a trailer of The First Grader (2010) followed by an embedded video interview with actress Naomi Harris:

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Count Chocula and the Mombasa documents (1932 & 1961).

Yours truly, Inspector Smith aka Lucas Daniel Smith, diligently and studiously laboring away over a bowl of whole grain Count Chocula cereal a cereal which is sometimes manufactured at General Mills in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.  I typically don’t drink milk (unless I am free for a couple of hours and near an unoccupied bathroom) but for some reason unknown to me I can sometimes drink, like a normal person, strawberry milk manufactured by Nestle.  I use it on cereal too, even my well-liked Count Chocula.  Although in the Caribbean I periodically use a milked-based energy drink called Supelgen which is also manufactured by Nestle.   I also, often invariably, use juice, e.g., apple, grape, cranberry and even orange on my cereal and its all very tasteful and extremely toothsome!

The original 2009 certified copy of Barack Hussein Obama II’s 1961 Coast Province General Hospital (CPGH), Mombasa, British Protectorate of Kenya, Certificate of Birth is displayed in both the directly above and directly below photographs.   Said photographs were taken by myself today on this the 27th day of December, 2012.

As readers of the WOBIK blog may know the above referenced Certificate of Birth has physically and tangibly passed through the hands of the following, though not limited to, individuals over the course of nearly four (4) years: my friends and compatriots the honorable Bruce Steadman of Georgia and the late Phyllis Rose Vrettos of Louisiana (though born in the grand state of  Illinois), as well as litigation aficionado Charles Edward Lincoln III, attorney Pamela Patterson, attorney Philip J. Berg, attorney Orly Taitz, attorney Mario Apuzzo, my agent Sean Boyer, CEL III’s clerk Peyton Yates Freiman, Kathy Ann Garcia-Lawson, investigative reporter William Wagener, Glenn Beck’s reporter Marc Harris, Department of Homeland Security, Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Office of US Senator Charles E. Grassley, and Kenyan doctor Merry/Mary Othigo.

Revered, esteemed and highly admired Kenyan doctor Merry/Mary Othigo is pictured (on the left) in the below photograph (2012):

Displayed in the three (3) photographs below are two paper document issued in the year 1932 in Sheriffdom of Mombasa.   I personally own a plethora of, i.e., scores upon scores of, old tangible paper documents from colonial and protectorial East Africa (and other parts of the world).   I often sit on such documents for months, and sometimes years, prior to issuing reports which reference such documents.

With the help of these documents I can attempt to determine such data as paper sizes that were used in Mombasa going back as far as at least 1932.   The dimensions, size and shape of these documents DO NOT dictate or stipulate that of all paper documents issued in protectorial Mombasa but they do however  provide evidence that these particular paper sizes were indeed used.

Other examples of useful data (aside from paper size) which can be pulled from documents such as these are, though by no means limited to, font style, kerning, date formats (both numerical and written), format, geographical names and locations, accepted spellings of names and places, paper composition, signatures, paper cutting method, ink composition, and printing method.

I will report again, preferably by way of a video, with more extensive findings regarding the above referenced 1932 Mombasa documents and many other congruous documents.

Objective minded readers and skeptics are encouraged, welcomed and implored to carry out similar investigations into the confirmation of authenticity of Barack Hussein Obama II’s 1961 Coast Province General Hospital (CPGH), Mombasa, British Protectorate of Kenya, Certificate of Birth.   In order to conduct such investigations you’ll need money, free time and you’ll probably have to put on your gumshoe hat and hit the bricks.

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There is a new Orly Taitz painting, by Dan Lacey, up for auction on eBay.

I support and advocate everyone’s right to free speech and free expression and I fervently hope that Dan Lacey makes a gimongous load of cash from the eBay auction of his painting of Orly & Obama.

However, I want to note here for the record , that my magnum opus, the “Orly Taitz and her Exhibits” painting is inherently and exceedingly superior to both Dan Lacey’s new Orly painting and his first other several Orly paintings.

Don’t believe me?   Please judge, objectively, for yourselves.

Behold!

03.31.2011. Certificate of Authenticity and Provenance. Orly Taitz and her Exhibits. Painted by Lucas Danie…

04.14.2011. Transfer of Ownership. Orly Taitz and her Exhibits. To Bruce Steadman from Lucas Daniel Smith….

UPDATE  –  12.28.2012:

About an hour ago I ascertained that the painting featured at the head of this report is, in fact, Dan Lacey’s third (3rd) (just discovered he’s done several of Orly) painting of Orly Taitz.  Early this month Lacey listed his second (2nd) (just discovered he’s done several of Orly) Orly Taitz painting for auction of eBay.  A picture of the said painting is embedded adjacent to this update.

Item # 251199162141 – “PAINTING 12 12 12 Orly Taitz Oral Twinkie Ice-T Obama Coco Unicorn Art Dan Lacey

The auction was pulled/canceled by eBay. In support of the cancellation eBay stated that the painting would need to be listed under the “adult only” category.

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Kick the bucket.

Ex-president George H. W. Bush is sick (bronchitis) and as of November 7, 2012 has been a guest at the Methodist Hospital in Houston with the exception of four or five days in mid-to-late November (19th thru the 23rd) when he was released and then readmitted.

It appears that the doctors at Methodist Hospital in Houston hoped and planned to have H.W. home for Christmas.

H.W. never made it home for Christmas and is now in an Intensive Care Unit (ICU).

I’m optimistic, though I’m not holding my breath yet, that H.W. will be soon be meeting with Saddam Hussein and Hussein’s sons.

I’d also favor seeing H.W.’s son, George W., tried for war crimes and murder.

Readers of the WOBIK blog are encouraged to read Vincent Bugliosi’s book, The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder (2008).

It appears that Bugliosi was the Los Angeles County Deputy District Attorney at some point in 1960s and 1970s.    It also should be noted that Bugliosi prosecuted the infamous Charles Manson for the 1969 murders of Sharon Tate and Leno & Rosemary LaBianca in Los Angeles, California.

Bugliosi graduated from the University of Miami in Coral Gables, Florida, which he attended on a tennis scholarship.  He earned his law degree from UCLA in 1964, where he was president of his graduating class.  Bugliosi was born in 1934 and is still alive today.

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My absence from WOBIK on or about Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.

I apologize for my absence from the WOBIK blog on or about Christmas Eve and Christmas Day 2012.

I was traveling and it was not feasible for me to go online.

I hope that everyone enjoyed a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!

I did, however, by chance as luck would have it, have the opportunity to watch de facto first lady Michelle Obama read, “Twas The Night Before Christmas”:

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