The Retro Report and Orly Taitz Syndrome.

Inside the last month I’ve received a great number of telephone calls at my main number, 319-804-0440, in which mainly 40-90 year old Americans males have leashed-out at me for my falling-out with the fashionable chic supreme litigator Orly Taitz (2009).

I tend to believe that most of these men are literally in love with Orly Taitz and if Orly Taitz was not so physically attractive and looked like a hefty overfed cow-face female city busdriver-type with a belly for a crotch and ham ankles I sort of get the feeling that Orly Taitz would not have nearly as great a number of male support as she does now.

I’m reminded of the Vietnam War movie Full Metal Jacket (1987) in which, towards the ending, a Vietnamese sniper slowly, and rather skillfully, maims and then kills members of a squad of American soilders.    In the last few minutes of the movie the remaining American soldiers in the squad locate the Vietnamese sniper and one of the American soldiers fires several rounds from his machine gun into the sniper.

The American soldiers then discover that the Vietnamese sniper is a woman (or a girl) and that she is relatively attractive (physically speaking).  Furthermore, her wounds are not fatal and she is still alive.   What happens next is what I would call, in today’s world, the Orly Taitz syndrome.   The pretty Vietnamese sniper girl has just painstakingly taken out (i.e, killed), in an agonizing and trauma-inflicting style and mannerism, members of the American squad of soldiers.   However, when the remaining soldiers see the sniper’s pretty face and slim figure (I’d probably prefer a little more meat myself) they seem to fall in love with the egregious sniper girl even though she has just moments ago finished slowly running bullets through some of their best friend’s legs, then arms, then thighs, then shoulders and after a few other choice shots a kill shot after she’s lured more blood-eyed and revenged-crazed soldiers into her firing range.

One of the American soldiers states that they can’t just leave her like this.  It almost seems like he is thinking of applying for a K1 or K2 fiancé visa and bring her back to the states, making love to hear, marrying her and putting a couple of babies in her.  Another soldier has puppy-dog-eyes (i.e., facial expression of naiveté or innocence, eliciting compassion) as he looks down upon her as if he wants to send her a telepathic love note.

If the sniper girl would have been a sniper man (NOT A PRETTY WOMAN/GIRL) they would have taken turns pumping additional machine gun ammunition into his torso and then they might have whipped out their man-tools and tinkled on what was left of the sniper’s face.   Additionally and alternately, if the pretty sniper woman/girl would have been an hefty overfed cow-face female city busdriver-type with a belly for a crotch and ham ankles they would have cracked a few jokes about the hideous beast and then would have done one on of the following options:  A.  Left her for the rats.  B.  Belligerently hailed upon her with supplemental machine gun fire.

Callers that call me are welcomed and implored to love Mrs Taitz, I don’t find anything atypical or significantly amoral about that but what I would prefer and what I would desire is that these callers when they call me please remove their I’m in love with Mrs. Taitz  hats and replace it with their Logical and Objective Minded hats.   After the said callers are finished with their call to me at 319-804-0440 they are welcomed and implored to switch out their hats again.

Readers of this blog may be aware that around this time last year I painted, and subsequently sold, a regardful and venerating acrylic painting of Orly Taitz and her exhibits.   At that time a great number of online news articles circulated the web regarding the said painting but unfortunately at that time this blog (WasObamaBornInKenya) was only still an idea and did not yet exist.

Let me state here for the record that I too find Orly Taitz to be a very physically attractive woman.   Admittedly though I, since a young age, have been more attracted to medium-skinned women but that should not and does not imply that I don’t like all women of all skins, builds and facial/body structures.

On this the 15th day of April, 2012 I hereby publish, for the first time on the WasObamaBornInKenya blog, the following tell-all documents regarding my painting (Orly Taitz and her Exhibits) of the lovable Orly Taitz:

03.31.2011. Certificate of Authenticity and Provenance. Orly Taitz and her Exhibits. Painted by Lucas Danie…

04.14.2011. Transfer of Ownership. Orly Taitz and her Exhibits. To Bruce Steadman from Lucas Daniel Smith.

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4 Responses to The Retro Report and Orly Taitz Syndrome.

  1. Clark Hamblin says:

    Lucas, I, myself, do not find Orly attractive, rather plain in fact. As to her legal expertise, I find that to be much in the same fashion. What in the world would “conservative” men have to do with hammering you for your opinion of someone they will probably never meet, and when and if they do, she most certainly will not remember them, even if they never wash again, whatever part of them she touches, like some teenage concert goer. All I can do is repeat that famous line, directed to them, “Truth, you can’t handle the truth!” . God bless, brother.

  2. Bruce says:

    It’s hard to believe that an entire year has passed since I was fortunate enough to purchase Lucas’ creative and whimsical painting, ‘Orly Taitz and Her Exhibits’ on eBay for such a ridiculously low price of only $350!

    For the record, I must reiterate that I do not in any way consider the painting to be disrespectful of ‘America’s’ Orly!

    I enjoy viewing the interesting painting of her nearly every day, and I’m sure that it will bring back memories for many years to come, concerning this strange time warp we all seem to be trapped in currently. Nothing seems to be making much sense these days for someone like me who has always had a high respect for law and order, that’s for sure!

    Law? — We don’t need no stinking law! — (says illegal POTUS Obama, our state and federal courts, our state and federal legislatures, and our MSM) Tragic, pathetic, and frightening!

    Mob rule (democracy) is our de facto current, unstable, historically-proven dangerous form of government, as intended by the NWO crowd! Dictatorship is virtually a future certainty for our country if this trend can not be reversed.

    I just finished watching Episode #7, Season 2 of ‘Downton Abbey’ on DVD with my wife of more than 40 years, companion, retired professional, and mother of my children! ! — What an enjoyable experience and nice respite from the cares of today’s world.

    Yes! I am one of those guys who has always been in ‘love’ with Orly ever since she first careened onto the world stage, along with Obama’s POTUS eligibility problem! I freely admit it! My feeling for her is certainly not just ‘physical’, although I do think she is a beautiful and very appealing woman.

    I consider Orly to be more of a true ‘Renaissance Woman! She is supremely multi-talented, but certainly not perfect. However, I do not expect perfection in anyone, including myself! I just want folks to to do their best! Orly is giving the fight all she has, and I thank her sincerely for that!

    I believe Orly understands all too well what failure to address the ‘Obama Problem’ means to this country and I think she is doing her best to bring this matter to the attention of the American People. That is plenty good enough for me! She may ‘cut a few legal corners here and there, to be sure, but she’s one scary tiger!

    I plan to write some more on this topic in the future, but for now let me leave our dear readers with a quote from former President, Calvin Coolidge, regarding the character trait of – ‘PERSISTENCE’.

    Most folks will agree, I think, that Orly is the epitome of ‘persistence’.

    “Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan ‘Press On’ has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.”

  3. Arizona Patriot says:

    I still find it fascinating that you, Lucas always back up everything you say with facts. I appreciate you very much.
    I know the story about what came down in California & caused a division between Orly & yourself. I am so sorry that happened. You two needed each other & I believe you still do because there are so very few that know the real truth about the Usurper.
    You have the facts & she has the way to present those facts.
    Alinskys Rules For Radicals is used to divide the patriots in this country all the time. The Usurper plays the game well. We, as the real patriots of this country need to stand together like never before.
    ‘United We Stand, Divided We Fall’, a favorite toast , in varying forms, of political orators from Benjamin Franklin.
    Lets get this Usurper bastard out of our whitehouse.
    God bless us all & God bless America.

  4. All birther blog headlines in one place: http://birtherheadlines.blogspot.com/

    Lucas, just want to let you know that your article and painting “Orly Taitz and her Exhibits” made our front page today!

    Birther Headlines

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