{"id":1562,"date":"2012-05-21T01:46:32","date_gmt":"2012-05-21T01:46:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/?p=1562"},"modified":"2012-05-21T02:40:22","modified_gmt":"2012-05-21T02:40:22","slug":"i-found-another-of-barack-obamas-footprints","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/i-found-another-of-barack-obamas-footprints\/","title":{"rendered":"I found another of Barack Obama’s footprints."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/span>B<\/span>efore I begin allow me to state for the record here that\u00a0this particular report is filed\u00a0under\u00a0my rarely used slaphappy category.<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u00a0discovered the 2nd footprint\u00a0at a popular grocery store named Hy-Vee<\/span><\/a> which is an employe employee-owned chain of supermarkets located in the\u00a0Midwest.\u00a0\u00a0More than 230\u00a0of their stores are located within <\/span><\/span><\/span>Iowa, Illinois, Kansas, Minnesota, Missouri,<\/span> Nebraska, Wisconsin and both S. Dakota and N. Dakota.\u00a0 Some of these stores even have gas stations.<\/span><\/p>\n

A friend\u00a0of mine and myself were cooking two Amana T-Bone\u00a0steaks (from Hy-Vee)\u00a0in a NuWave<\/span><\/a> (NuWaves are tremendous!) and for a drink we decided on a red moscato named “Barefoot” which to my\u00a0amazement and astonishment was labeled\u00a0with\u00a0none other than the\u00a0footrpint of our de facto president\u00a0Barack Hussein Obama, II.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Upon further inspection of the footprint I ascertained, to\u00a0my great fortune, that this too was Obama’s right footprint!<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/span>I’m not a wine critic and <\/span>I<\/span> infrequently drink wine (especially not red wine) so I wont be able to provide a personal score for Barefoot Red Moscato.\u00a0\u00a0 I can however tell you that it did not make me want to vomit.<\/span><\/p>\n

Bolstered by the proudly displayed footprint of de facto POTUS Barack Hussein Obama II a botte of Barefoot Red Moscato goes for less than $15.00 US Dollars.<\/span><\/p>\n

Obotopians are sure to point out that the footprint is crude forgery because the foot is too\u00a0small to be real.<\/span><\/p>\n

A review of the backside label indicates that Barefoot\u00a0is a “juicy and fruity wine with distinct flavors of peaches\u00a0and Bing cherries.”<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/span>If the reader is inclined to do so they may contact Barefoot through their website www.barefootwine.com or via their toll free number 1-800-750-<\/span>8828.<\/span><\/p>\n

I hear tell that Bain<\/span><\/a><\/span>Capital<\/span><\/a> <\/span>bought Barefoot sometime ago in a clandestine move to out Barack Obama as being Kenyan born by stragtically and systematically placing\u00a0his footprint on each bottle of Barefoot Red Moscato.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I also hear tell that back in January 2012 Mitt Romney tried a bottle of the tasty Barefoot just an hour or so before\u00a0he started speaking in word-salad and stated, “<\/span><\/span><\/span>I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that’s the America millions of Americans believe in. That’s the America I love.<\/span><\/em><\/strong>“<\/span><\/p>\n

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Before I begin allow me to state for the record here that\u00a0this particular report is filed\u00a0under\u00a0my rarely used slaphappy category. I\u00a0discovered the 2nd footprint\u00a0at a popular grocery store named Hy-Vee which is an employe employee-owned chain of supermarkets located in … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[362,37,5,26,626],"tags":[289,627,635,199,13,630,631,628,99,6,55,22,41,56,637,97,629,58,42,14,136,4337,11,4346,15,634,633,632,43,636],"class_list":["post-1562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mitt-romney","category-obama-birth-certificate","category-obama-news","category-orly-taitz","category-slaphappy","tag-289","tag-bain-capital","tag-bain-capital-mitt-romney-obama-kenya","tag-barack-hussein-obama","tag-barack-obama","tag-barefoot-red-moscato","tag-barefoot-red-moscato-obama-footprint","tag-barefoot-wine","tag-birth-certifcate","tag-birth-certificate","tag-born-in-kenya","tag-cedar-rapids","tag-coast-province-general-hospital","tag-cpgh","tag-de-facto-president-obama","tag-hawaii","tag-hy-vee","tag-illegal","tag-ineligible","tag-kenya","tag-lucas-d-smith","tag-lucas-daniel-smith","tag-lucas-smith","tag-mitt-romney","tag-mombasa","tag-obama-bain-capital","tag-obama-foot-print","tag-obama-footprint","tag-president","tag-romney-obama-kenya"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1562"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1578,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562\/revisions\/1578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}