{"id":14560,"date":"2020-03-06T10:40:58","date_gmt":"2020-03-06T14:40:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/?p=14560"},"modified":"2020-03-06T10:41:01","modified_gmt":"2020-03-06T14:41:01","slug":"warren-returns-to-tribe-in-shame-after-failing-to-take-land-back-from-the-pale-faces","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/warren-returns-to-tribe-in-shame-after-failing-to-take-land-back-from-the-pale-faces\/","title":{"rendered":"Warren Returns To Tribe In Shame After Failing To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1016\" height=\"575\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Screenshot_2020-03-06-Warren-Returns-To-Tribe-In-Shame-After-Failing-To-Take-Land-Back-From-The-Pale-Faces.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14561\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Screenshot_2020-03-06-Warren-Returns-To-Tribe-In-Shame-After-Failing-To-Take-Land-Back-From-The-Pale-Faces.png 1016w, https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Screenshot_2020-03-06-Warren-Returns-To-Tribe-In-Shame-After-Failing-To-Take-Land-Back-From-The-Pale-Faces-300x170.png 300w, https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Screenshot_2020-03-06-Warren-Returns-To-Tribe-In-Shame-After-Failing-To-Take-Land-Back-From-The-Pale-Faces-768x435.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1016px) 100vw, 1016px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong>The Babylon Bee<\/strong> &#8212; March 5, 2020<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>SATIRE<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Excerpt:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>CHEROKEE NATION\u2014Having dropped out of the presidential race,  Elizabeth Warren rode in solitude back to her reservation, having failed  to take the land back from the pale faces.<\/em>   <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>&#8220;I am sorry, my people.  I have failed,&#8221; she said somberly, a single tear rolling down her  cheek. &#8220;The white man still holds our land, and the very trees cry out  against them. May Great Spirit grant us another chance in 4 harvests.&#8221;  The Cherokee people looked confused, so she clarified: &#8220;That means years  according to the Indian talk book I picked up.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>View the complete post including image at:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/warren-returns-to-tribe-in-shame-after-failing-to-retake-land-from-the-white-man\">https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/warren-returns-to-tribe-in-shame-after-failing-to-retake-land-from-the-white-man<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Babylon Bee &#8212; March 5, 2020 SATIRE Excerpt: CHEROKEE NATION\u2014Having dropped out of the presidential race, Elizabeth Warren rode in solitude back to her reservation, having failed to take the land back from the pale faces. &#8220;I am sorry, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/warren-returns-to-tribe-in-shame-after-failing-to-take-land-back-from-the-pale-faces\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14560"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14562,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14560\/revisions\/14562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}