{"id":1404,"date":"2012-04-15T20:20:59","date_gmt":"2012-04-15T20:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/?p=1404"},"modified":"2012-04-15T21:22:02","modified_gmt":"2012-04-15T21:22:02","slug":"the-retro-report-and-orly-taitz-syndrome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/the-retro-report-and-orly-taitz-syndrome\/","title":{"rendered":"The Retro Report and Orly Taitz Syndrome."},"content":{"rendered":"

Inside\u00a0the last month I’ve received a great number of telephone calls at my main number, 319-804-0440, in which mainly 40-90 year old Americans males have leashed-out at me for my falling-out with the fashionable chic supreme litigator Orly Taitz (2009).<\/span><\/p>\n

I tend to believe that most of these men are literally in love with Orly Taitz and if Orly Taitz was not so physically attractive and looked like a hefty overfed cow-face\u00a0female city busdriver-type with a belly for a crotch and ham ankles I sort of get the feeling that Orly Taitz would not\u00a0have\u00a0nearly as great a number of male support as she does now.<\/span><\/p>\n

I’m reminded of the Vietnam War movie<\/span> Full Metal Jacket <\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/span>(1987) in which, towards the ending, a Vietnamese sniper slowly, and rather skillfully, maims and then kills\u00a0members of a squad of American soilders.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 In the last few minutes of the movie the remaining American soldiers in the squad locate the\u00a0Vietnamese sniper and one of the American soldiers fires several rounds from his machine gun into the sniper.<\/span><\/p>\n

The American soldiers then discover that the Vietnamese sniper is a woman (or a girl) and that she is relatively attractive (physically speaking).\u00a0\u00a0Furthermore, her wounds are not fatal and she is still alive.\u00a0\u00a0 What happens next is what I would call, in today’s world, the Orly Taitz syndrome<\/strong>.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0The pretty Vietnamese sniper girl has just painstakingly taken out (i.e, killed), in an agonizing and trauma-inflicting style and mannerism, members of the American squad of soldiers.\u00a0\u00a0 However, when the remaining soldiers see the sniper’s pretty face and slim figure (I’d probably prefer a little more meat myself) they\u00a0seem to fall in love with the egregious sniper girl even though she has just moments ago\u00a0finished slowly running bullets through some of their\u00a0best friend’s\u00a0legs, then arms, then thighs, then shoulders and after a few other\u00a0choice shots a kill shot after she’s lured more blood-eyed and revenged-crazed soldiers into her firing range.<\/span><\/p>\n

One of the American soldiers states that they can’t just leave her like this.\u00a0 It almost seems like he is thinking of applying for a K1 or K2 fianc\u00e9 visa and bring her back to the states, making love to hear, marrying her and putting a couple of babies in her.\u00a0\u00a0Another soldier has puppy-dog-eyes (i.e., facial expression of naivet\u00e9 or innocence, eliciting compassion)\u00a0as he looks down upon her as if he wants to send her a telepathic love note.<\/span><\/p>\n

If\u00a0the sniper girl would have been a sniper man (NOT A PRETTY WOMAN\/GIRL) they would have taken turns pumping additional machine gun ammunition into his torso and then they might have whipped out their man-tools and tinkled on what was left of the sniper’s face.\u00a0\u00a0 Additionally and alternately, if the pretty sniper woman\/girl would have been an hefty overfed cow-face\u00a0female city busdriver-type with a belly for a crotch and ham ankles they would have cracked a few jokes about the hideous beast and then would have done one on of the following options:<\/span>\u00a0 A<\/strong>.\u00a0 Left her for the rats.\u00a0 B<\/strong>.\u00a0\u00a0Belligerently hailed upon her with supplemental machine gun fire.<\/span><\/p>\n

Callers that call me are welcomed and implored\u00a0to love Mrs Taitz,\u00a0I don’t find anything atypical or significantly amoral about that but what I would prefer and what I would desire is that these callers when they call me please remove their I’m in love with Mrs. Taitz\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/span> hats and replace it with their <\/span>Logical and Objective Minded<\/em><\/strong><\/span> hats.\u00a0\u00a0 After the said callers are finished with their call to me at 319-804-0440 they are welcomed and implored to switch out their hats again.<\/span><\/p>\n

Readers of this blog may be aware that around this time last year I painted, and subsequently sold, a regardful and venerating\u00a0acrylic painting of Orly Taitz and her exhibits.\u00a0\u00a0 At that time a great number of online news articles circulated the web regarding the said painting but unfortunately at that time this blog (WasObamaBornInKenya) was only\u00a0still an\u00a0idea and did not yet exist.<\/span><\/p>\n

Let me state here for the record that I too find Orly Taitz to be a very physically attractive woman.\u00a0\u00a0 Admittedly though I, since a young age, have been more attracted to medium-skinned women but that should not and does not imply that I don’t like all women of all skins, builds and facial\/body structures.<\/span><\/p>\n

On this the 15th day of April, 2012 I hereby publish, for the first time on the WasObamaBornInKenya blog, the following tell-all documents regarding my painting (Orly Taitz and her Exhibits<\/strong><\/em>) of the lovable Orly Taitz:<\/span><\/p>\n

03.31.2011. Certificate of Authenticity and Provenance. Orly Taitz and her Exhibits. Painted by Lucas Danie…<\/a><\/p>\n

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04.14.2011. Transfer of Ownership. Orly Taitz and her Exhibits. To Bruce Steadman from Lucas Daniel Smith.<\/a><\/p>\n

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