{"id":13923,"date":"2019-12-02T14:31:48","date_gmt":"2019-12-02T18:31:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/?p=13923"},"modified":"2019-12-02T14:32:03","modified_gmt":"2019-12-02T18:32:03","slug":"the-tooth-hurts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/the-tooth-hurts\/","title":{"rendered":"The Tooth Hurts"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"534\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_2019-12-02-Stiltons-Place-1024x534.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13924\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_2019-12-02-Stiltons-Place-1024x534.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_2019-12-02-Stiltons-Place-300x157.png 300w, 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