{"id":13923,"date":"2019-12-02T14:31:48","date_gmt":"2019-12-02T18:31:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/?p=13923"},"modified":"2019-12-02T14:32:03","modified_gmt":"2019-12-02T18:32:03","slug":"the-tooth-hurts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/the-tooth-hurts\/","title":{"rendered":"The Tooth Hurts"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"534\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_2019-12-02-Stiltons-Place-1024x534.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13924\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_2019-12-02-Stiltons-Place-1024x534.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_2019-12-02-Stiltons-Place-300x157.png 300w, https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_2019-12-02-Stiltons-Place-768x401.png 768w, https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_2019-12-02-Stiltons-Place.png 1238w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong>Stilton&#8217;s Place<\/strong>, by Stilton Jarlsberg &#8212; December 2, 2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Excerpt:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Help came in a most unexpected form last Friday, when a knife-wielding terrorist on London Bridge was repeatedly jabbed with a <\/em><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.vanityfair.com\/style\/2019\/11\/london-attacker-subdued-by-narwhal-tusk-all-your-questions-answered\" target=\"_blank\"><em>five foot narwhal tusk<\/em><\/a><em> &#8211; keeping him busy until police could arrive on scene to end the incident with a <\/em><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=pTtuf2yHKgA\" target=\"_blank\"><em>highly satisfying use of boomsticks<\/em><\/a><em>. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>View the complete post including image, links and comments at:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> <a href=\"http:\/\/stiltonsplace.blogspot.com\/2019\/12\/the-tooth-hurts.html\">http:\/\/stiltonsplace.blogspot.com\/2019\/12\/the-tooth-hurts.html<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stilton&#8217;s Place, by Stilton Jarlsberg &#8212; December 2, 2019 Excerpt: Help came in a most unexpected form last Friday, when a knife-wielding terrorist on London Bridge was repeatedly jabbed with a five foot narwhal tusk &#8211; keeping him busy until &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/the-tooth-hurts\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13923"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13923\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13925,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13923\/revisions\/13925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}