{"id":13640,"date":"2019-10-22T11:42:18","date_gmt":"2019-10-22T15:42:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/?p=13640"},"modified":"2019-10-22T11:48:12","modified_gmt":"2019-10-22T15:48:12","slug":"asylum-orderlies-return-hillary-clinton-to-padded-cell-disguised-as-oval-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/asylum-orderlies-return-hillary-clinton-to-padded-cell-disguised-as-oval-office\/","title":{"rendered":"Asylum Orderlies Return Hillary Clinton To Padded Cell Disguised As Oval Office"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"580\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Screenshot_2019-10-22-Asylum-Orderlies-Return-Hillary-Clinton-To-Padded-Cell-Disguised-As-Oval-Office-1024x580.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13641\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Screenshot_2019-10-22-Asylum-Orderlies-Return-Hillary-Clinton-To-Padded-Cell-Disguised-As-Oval-Office-1024x580.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Screenshot_2019-10-22-Asylum-Orderlies-Return-Hillary-Clinton-To-Padded-Cell-Disguised-As-Oval-Office-300x170.png 300w, https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Screenshot_2019-10-22-Asylum-Orderlies-Return-Hillary-Clinton-To-Padded-Cell-Disguised-As-Oval-Office-768x435.png 768w, https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Screenshot_2019-10-22-Asylum-Orderlies-Return-Hillary-Clinton-To-Padded-Cell-Disguised-As-Oval-Office.png 1044w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong>SATIRE: The Babylon Bee<\/strong>, October 21, 2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Excerpt:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>WASHINGTON, D.C.\u2014According to sources close to Hillary Clinton, the  failed presidential candidate was gently returned to her padded cell  disguised as the Oval Office over the weekend.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>After  the failed presidential candidate had escaped from the premises again  and accused thousands of people of being Russian agents, orderlies were  finally able to catch her and guide her back to her cell. She had  escaped through the ventilation ducts, apparently, and quickly gave  deranged interviews in which she seemed not to understand that she  hadn&#8217;t won the 2016 election. She also found a smartphone and tweeted  troubling things, causing asylum personnel to put out a call for her safe return.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>View the complete article including image at:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/asylum-orderlies-return-hillary-clinton-to-padded-cell-disguised-as-oval-office\">https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/asylum-orderlies-return-hillary-clinton-to-padded-cell-disguised-as-oval-office<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SATIRE: The Babylon Bee, October 21, 2019 Excerpt: WASHINGTON, D.C.\u2014According to sources close to Hillary Clinton, the failed presidential candidate was gently returned to her padded cell disguised as the Oval Office over the weekend. After the failed presidential candidate &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/asylum-orderlies-return-hillary-clinton-to-padded-cell-disguised-as-oval-office\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13640"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13644,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13640\/revisions\/13644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}