{"id":12975,"date":"2019-07-25T18:25:44","date_gmt":"2019-07-25T22:25:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/?p=12975"},"modified":"2019-07-25T19:31:54","modified_gmt":"2019-07-25T23:31:54","slug":"im-still-sharp-as-a-tack-insists-mueller-moments-before-taking-phone-call-on-a-banana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/im-still-sharp-as-a-tack-insists-mueller-moments-before-taking-phone-call-on-a-banana\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;I&#8217;m Still Sharp As A Tack,&#8217; Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"580\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Screenshot_2019-07-25-Im-Still-Sharp-As-A-Tack-Insists-Mueller-Moments-Before-Taking-Phone-Call-On-A-Banana-1024x580.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12976\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Screenshot_2019-07-25-Im-Still-Sharp-As-A-Tack-Insists-Mueller-Moments-Before-Taking-Phone-Call-On-A-Banana-1024x580.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Screenshot_2019-07-25-Im-Still-Sharp-As-A-Tack-Insists-Mueller-Moments-Before-Taking-Phone-Call-On-A-Banana-300x170.png 300w, https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Screenshot_2019-07-25-Im-Still-Sharp-As-A-Tack-Insists-Mueller-Moments-Before-Taking-Phone-Call-On-A-Banana-768x435.png 768w, https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Screenshot_2019-07-25-Im-Still-Sharp-As-A-Tack-Insists-Mueller-Moments-Before-Taking-Phone-Call-On-A-Banana.png 1044w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>Image source: The Babylon Bee<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">Satire &#8212; <a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/i-am-still-sharp-as-a-tack-protests-mueller-moments-before-taking-phone-call-on-a-banana\">https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/i-am-still-sharp-as-a-tack-protests-mueller-moments-before-taking-phone-call-on-a-banana<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satire &#8212; https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/i-am-still-sharp-as-a-tack-protests-mueller-moments-before-taking-phone-call-on-a-banana<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12975"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12981,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12975\/revisions\/12981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}