{"id":10833,"date":"2018-07-30T13:42:56","date_gmt":"2018-07-30T17:42:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/?p=10833"},"modified":"2018-07-30T13:46:05","modified_gmt":"2018-07-30T17:46:05","slug":"maxterious-ways","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/maxterious-ways\/","title":{"rendered":"Maxterious Ways"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/ComfortintheStormy1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10834\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/ComfortintheStormy1-300x145.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"510\" height=\"247\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/ComfortintheStormy1-300x145.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/ComfortintheStormy1.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3><strong>Stilton&#8217;s Place<\/strong><br \/>\nby Stilton Jarlsberg<br \/>\n7\/30\/2018<\/h3>\n<p><strong>Excerpt:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>We don&#8217;t pretend to have great theological expertise, but Maxine Waters&#8217; recent declaration that she&#8217;s on a &#8220;mission from God&#8221; seems to put her squarely in the same category of previous divine tools as plagues of locusts, frogs, flies, lice, and eruptions of large, painful boils which would even make <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tlc.com\/tv-shows\/dr-pimple-popper\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Dr. Pimple Popper<\/a> lose her lunch.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>If we take Maxine at her word about God&#8217;s purpose for her, it suggests that her entire life<\/em> <i>until<\/i> <em>now has been<\/em> <i>utterly pointless<\/i>,<em> an idea with which we can&#8217;t really take issue. Seriously, what has this bitter woman actually accomplished over her long, angry life other than giving\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?sa=i&amp;source=images&amp;cd=&amp;cad=rja&amp;uact=8&amp;ved=2ahUKEwil17ef78TcAhXrrlQKHWIdBVMQjRx6BAgBEAU&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fmentalfloss.com%2Farticle%2F88111%2F7-unattractive-facts-about-blobfish&amp;psig=AOvVaw1kQIsw6YtgHmP-julRw0Mm&amp;ust=1532972861828635\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">blobfish<\/a>\u00a0a reason to feel slightly better about their looks?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>View the complete post at:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/stiltonsplace.blogspot.com\/2018\/07\/maxsterious-ways.html\">http:\/\/stiltonsplace.blogspot.com\/2018\/07\/maxsterious-ways.html<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stilton&#8217;s Place by Stilton Jarlsberg 7\/30\/2018 Excerpt: We don&#8217;t pretend to have great theological expertise, but Maxine Waters&#8217; recent declaration that she&#8217;s on a &#8220;mission from God&#8221; seems to put her squarely in the same category of previous divine tools &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/maxterious-ways\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10833"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10836,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10833\/revisions\/10836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wasobamaborninkenya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}