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    2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule

    Obama State Ballot Challenge 2012

    GeorgeM
    8/2/2012

    4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
    4:05 PM Singing of “God Damn America” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
    4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

    4:15 PM Ceremonial ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama
    4:30 PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire Hillary Clinton
    4:45 PM Obama Receives Oscar for BEST ACTOR from George Clooney, Whoopi Goldberg, & Oprah
    5:00 PM UFO Abduction Survival Joe Biden
    5:30 PM Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite
    5:45 PM Tribute to All 57 States

    6:00 PM Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer
    8:30 PM Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
    9:00 PM Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama
    9:15 PM Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo Michael Moore
    9:45 PM Integrity and Personal Finance Seminar – Charlie Rangle
    10:00 PM Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners

    10:30 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ, & Afghanistan
    11:00 PM Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration
    11:15 PM Crucifixion of Sheriff Joseph M. “Joe” Arpaio
    11:30 PM Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
    11:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish Obama Presiding
    12:00 AM Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Mahr

    12:01 AM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
    12:05 AM Public Display of Forged Hawaii Birth Certificate
    3:00 AM Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech


    View the complete post at:

    http://obamaballotchallenge.com/2012...ntion-schedule
    B. Steadman
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