Luke finally finds cryptid dinosaur Mokele Mbembe deep in the Congo (Africa)!

Last year (2012) Luke traveled to the Congo and came face to face with, and captured footage of, the dinosaur Mokele Mbembe.

Directly below is a photograph of Mokele Mbembe (head and a segment of neck) which was taken by the Luke’s expedition:

mbembe

Luke secretly and illicitly inserted himself into what I believe was originally a six man expedition team on its was to the Congo to hunt for the cryptid dinosaur commonly known as Mokele Mbembe.

Luke wasn’t discovered until the team was in their helicopter flying over the jungles of the Congo.

Luke became the seventh member of the expedition and the names of the other six members of the team are listed below:

1.  Marchant.  He was the team’s leader and also Luke’s father.

2.  Dr. Liz Draper.  Young hot pants blond.

3.  Charlie Rutherford.  Marchant’s jealous sidekick.

4.  Pete.  Cameraman who is always eating.  Bit of a goofy rattlebrained chucklehead.  Seeks revenge on account of Mokele Mbembe devouring (or maybe just snacking on) his fellow cameraman Dave.

5.  Amara.  She’s Congolese and if you are one of my brethren Birthers who doesn’t care for Michelle Obama’s body or face (myself, I think Michelle is ok) then there is absolutely and categorically no possible way that you will find this woman as kissable.  As a matter of fact you might start thinking Michelle is not so bad after laying eyes on Amara.

6.  Dave.  The other cameraman on the team.  Didn’t do much talking. Mokele Mbembe gobbled him up for lunch as he stood in a boat filming the dinosaur.

The team’s helicopter went down and crashed (with the team inside) on account of a flock of winged dinosaurs colliding with the copter.

The pilot, not a member of the expedition, bit the dust (i.e, he got dead) immediately upon impact.

The expedition soon discovered many small to medium sized dinosaurs.  Most of these dinosaurs were killers and not at all affable and friendly.

The young blond doctor, hot pants Dr. Liz Draper, is briskly and swiftly eaten by a heard of nasty looking dinosaurs.

From the outset Amara did not appear to believe in Mokele Mbembe and referred to the dinosaur as a myth.  She appeared to be an educated Congolese woman who considered herself to be above believing in legends and myths.  I myself have personally encountered just such types in the past.

Later in the expedition it appeared that she knew all along (but I don’t believe here for even a second) that dinosaurs still lived in present day Congo but that she did not want to encourage the expedition because she believed that the team should not have come to the Congo in the first place (perhaps to keep the dinosaurs a secret?).

Luke’s gear consisted chiefly of pants, underwear and GoPro Hero cameras. You can check out the GoPro Hero cameras here (you may have to create an account to view the pics):  http://www.wasobamaborninkenya.com/InspectorSmith/showthread.php/3947-GoPro-Hero-3-Black-Edition-received-on-Valentine-s-Day-2013!?highlight=gopro

Luke attains friendship with one of the smaller (and younger) dinosaurs.  This is sort of really and truly amazing because most of the others dinosaurs are all straight up killers!  

Luke attaches one of his GoPro Hero cameras to his dinosaur friend’s neck which enables Luke and the expedition team to watch this young dinosaur swim under water and also travel across jungle terrain back to his dinosaur home where he lives with his siblings and much larger mom and dad.

Charlie Rutherford (Luke’s dad’s sidekick) is a true hater and his jealously overcame him to the point that he tried to murder Luke!   However, the resilient Luke perseveres and survives the assailment!

At some point later Luke’s young dinosaur friend chats with his dinosaur parents and they decide to have Charlie Rutherford as a flavorsome snack.

I’ll stop now because you should probably review the riveting footage for yourselves.   

Footage of the expedition was found in a waterproof backpack floating down river.

For your review I have attached, directly below, footage from the expedition.   The Dinosaur Project:

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13 Responses to Luke finally finds cryptid dinosaur Mokele Mbembe deep in the Congo (Africa)!

  1. greatkim says:

    what is this ? a hint to your talent for confusing reality and fantasy ?
    or has your mind been ruined to the point of seeing them as one world ?

    The world where birth certificates, dinosaurs, the Caribbean, pressure cookers, plantains, Orly Taitz, kenyan newspapers, expeditons, blend into to your turbulent past and create your own private planet. Planet Lucas Smith where everything possible is real.

  2. Bruce says:

    In ‘The Obama Project’ the 5 star rated sequel to the highly acclaimed ‘The Dinosaur Project’, Luke can be seen firmly in control of a ferocious Mokele Mbembe and riding off in the general direction of Mombasa, Kenya.

    The rare, mint-condition image shown below was produced by the nefarious and conniving ‘greatestkim’, who surreptitiously followed Luke to the Congo as a spy for a competitive film company.

    When ‘greatestkim’ learned that a copy of this historic and amazing image had been secretly obtained by Luke and incorporated into ‘The Obama Project’ film, he temporarily lost control of what little rationality he originally possessed.

    Tragically, in a rit of fealous jage he pinned the PRICELESS ORIGINAL IMAGE of Luke riding Mokele Mbembe up on the wall and used it thereafter as a DART-BOARD, thereby ruining its artistic and historical value.

    — very sad, indeed!

    Image Credit: greatkim

  3. Bruce says:

    A prominent character featured in ‘The Obama Project’ is shown in the following image attempting in vain to shoot Luke off the back of the fast moving Mokele Mbembe.

    The now-inseparable pair, Luke and ‘Moke’, successfully elude all challengers and head East to Mombasa in search of a rare, authentic historical document!

  4. Bruce wrote:

    A prominent character featured in ‘The Obama Project’ is shown in the following image attempting in vain to shoot Luke off the back of the fast moving Mokele Mbembe.

    Is that an Assault Rifle or a Weapon of Mass Destruction!

  5. Bruce wrote:

    …nefarious and conniving ‘greatestkim’, who surreptitiously followed Luke to the Congo as a spy for a competitive film company.

    The spy ‘greatestkim’ kept Luke in sight at all times, even as Luke used the bathroom (urinated) in the Congo jungle. greastestkim quickly jotted down the following notes:

    1. WTF!

    2. Goddamn that’s a gimongous hose.

    3. Appears to be excellent water pressure.

    4. Is that thing real???

  6. greatkim wrote:

    what is this ? a hint to your talent for confusing reality and fantasy ?
    or has your mind been ruined to the point of seeing them as one world ?
    The world where birth certificates, dinosaurs, the Caribbean, pressure cookers, plantains, Orly Taitz, kenyan newspapers, expeditons, blend into to your turbulent past and create your own private planet. Planet Lucas Smith where everything possible is real.

    No. It’s called a ‘movie’ and a movie review.

    The main character’s name is ‘Luke’.

    Luke and the expedition travel to the Congo in search of Mokele Mbembe.

    Luke uses GoPro Hero cameras (at least 3 of them) in the movie. I have the same camera although I believe that Luke’s are the 2 generation cameras while mine is the third generation.

    If you have few bucks to your name you might consider renting the movie (digital) at Amazon.com

  7. greatkim says:

    Bruce wrote:

    Tragically, in a rit of fealous jage he pinned the PRICELESS ORIGINAL IMAGE of Luke riding Mokele Mbembe up on the wall and used it thereafter as a DART-BOARD, thereby ruining its artistic and historical value.

    – very sad, indeed!

    sad loss of art indeed. But what about my aim when shooting darts Bruce ?

  8. Bruce says:

    greatkim wrote:

    sad loss of art indeed. But what about my aim when shooting darts Bruce ?

    Congratulations! You appear to be equally talented at both Photoshop and darts!

    This looks like something Andy Warhol might have crafted during his prime, creative years – LOL.

    I don’t think the ART has been ‘lost’. You have just converted it from ‘fantasy patriot art’ (Go Luke! Ride that ferocious, cryptid beast all the way to Mombasa!) to ‘pop obot art’ (Luke is finally getting what he deserves, a sharp poke in the ass!)

    I, of course, much prefer your original, untouched MASTERPIECE, but regardless — well done!

  9. greatkim says:

    thanks Bruce.

    Where action, he is !

    This one is dedicated to all good birthers courageous and unaware victims of the changing world.
    2nd from the “Watch Your Back” series

    Bruce, for your solace, I am planning some images about the riducules of Obotism as well. The shooting president is a good starting point. Then Something like birthers and obots uniting against the common enemy Mbembe. After that a “Birthers and Obots Unite” video with a joint band of country stars and rappers praising the new found harmony. The marriage of Chuck Norris’s son to Obama’s daughter will be the final grand topping. What a happy end, my friend ! ….. disgusting
    Birthers and Obots unite !

  10. greatkim says:

    oops forget the img

  11. Voice of Reason says:

    Looks like dementia has finally taken a firm hold.

  12. Bruce says:

    “MOKELE MBEMBE – Looking For The Last dinosaur” — The Movie

    See also:

    http://www.kisskissbankbank.com/mokele

    http://mokele.fr/en

  13. Bruce wrote:

    “MOKELE MBEMBE – Looking For The Last dinosaur” — The Movie

    Bruce, thanks for posting!

    I checked out both of the links you provided (http://www.kisskissbankbank.com/mokele and http://mokele.fr/en).

    It appears that they just had an expedition in July 2013 (http://mokele.fr/en) where anyone could join for a fee (a large fee but certainly worth it!).

    I will keep my on the referenced websites as well as this blog report and your InspectorSmith forum thread http://www.wasobamaborninkenya.com/InspectorSmith/showthread.php/6005-quot-MOKELE-MBEMBE-Looking-For-The-Last-dinosaur-quot-The-Movie

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